Shit London Rollergirls Say
Posted: February 4, 2012 Filed under: Roller Derby Film | Tags: london rollergirls, Roller derby, roller derby comedy, shit london rollergirls say Leave a comment »Watch this video–it’s hilarious!
Eat Your Greens: Spinach
Posted: January 29, 2012 Filed under: Food | Tags: coriander leaves, freshly ground black pepper, omega 3 fatty acids, puy lentils, recipes, red chilli, Roller derby, roller derby nutrition, spinach Leave a comment »- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 1 red chilli, finely sliced
- 1 onion, sliced
- 1 clove garlic, crushed
- 1 butternut squash
- 15 g fresh coriander
- 1 litres vegetable or chicken stock
- 4 tbsp dry sherry
- 4 tbsp Puy lentils
- 30-40g spinach leaves
- salt and freshly ground black pepper
Heat the olive oil in a large saucepan. Add the chilli, onion and garlic and cook, stirring frequently, over a medium heat for 10 minutes.
Meanwhile, peel the squash. Cut it in half lengthways and scrape out the seeds with a metal spoon. Cut the flesh into bite-sized chunks.
When the onion has been frying for 10 minutes, add the squash and stir well. Raise the heat under the pan to medium-high and cook, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes, or until the squash pieces are starting to turn golden brown.
Pour the stock and sherry into the saucepan, then add the coriander stalks and lentils and bring to a boil. Simmer, stirring occasionally, for 15 minutes or until the squash is very tender. While the soup is simmering, cut the spinach into strips.
Remove the soup from the heat and allow it to cool briefly. Then purée the mixture using a hand-held blender. Return the soup to the saucepan and heat through.
Stir in the spinach and two-thirds of the coriander leaves and stir through the hot soup just until they are wilted. Taste and add salt and pepper as necessary, and adjust the consistency if desired with a little water.
Pour the soup into serving bowls and serve.
Enjoy!
Cross Training for Roller Derby: Snowboarding
Posted: January 22, 2012 Filed under: Cross training, Fitness, Roller Derby Culture, Snowboarding | Tags: cross training, halfpipe competition, international snowboarding, jake burton carpenter, Roller derby, roller derby and snowboarding, sherman poppen, snowboarding, snowboarding history Leave a comment »After spending the last week on the slopes of the French Alps, i find myself even more in love with snowboarding than ever before. While I was out there I realised that this was the first time I had been snowboarding since I started playing roller derby and it immediately became obvious that the sport is a great way to cross train for roller derby.
Snowboarding was developed in the USA in the 1960s to 1970s. It was inspired by skateboarding, sledging, skiing and surfing and became a Winter Olympic Sport in 1998. It began in 1965 when Sherman Poppen invented a toy called the ‘snurfer’ for his daughter by fastening two skis together and attaching a rope to one end so she would have some control as she stood on the board and glided downhill. The snurfer became so popular among his daughter’s friends that Poppen licensed the idea to a manufacturer and began organizing competitions for poeple all over the USA.
During the ’60s and ’70s, skateboarder Tom Sims and surfer Dimitrije Milovich consequently invented the first snowboards using improved designs based on the original ‘snurfer’. It was, however, Jake Burton Carpenter who invented the first snowboards with bindings in 1977 and then founded Burton Snowboards that same year.
During the 1970s and 1980s as snowboarding became more popular, pioneers such as Chuck Barfoot and Mike Olson also came up with new designs for boards and mechanisms that slowly developed into the snowboards and other related equipment that we know today.
In 1982 the first National Snowboard race was held near Woodstock, Vermont and the first World Championship halfpipe competition was held at Soda Springs, California in 1983. Snowboarding was recognised as an official sport in 1985 and the first ever World Cup was held in Zurs, Austria. The International Snowboarding Federation was founded in 1990 to provide universal contest regulations and snowboarding has now become so popular that high-profile snowboarding events like the Winter X Games, Air & Style, US Open, Olympic Games and other events are broadcast worldwide.
While I was snowboarding last week, I realised very quickly that snowboarding uses all the same muscles as playing roller derby, especially as it involves maintaining a squat position much like derby position for the majority of the time. The quadriceps and hamstrings play a large part in snowboarding and maintaining that squatting position requires and trains strength and muscular endurance in these areas – perfect for roller derby. And, similarly, the lower you are the better you balance will be.
Roller Derby Events Calendar 2012
Posted: January 7, 2012 Filed under: Roller derby boot camps, Roller Derby Culture, Roller Derby Live, WFTDA Championships | Tags: london rollergirls, pitchit, Roller derby, roller derby boot camps, roller derby culture, roller derby europe, roller derby tournaments, roller derby uk, WFTDA Leave a comment »2012 is now upon us and it looks like we’ve got an exciting year of roller derby ahead of us. Check out some of this year’s great roller derby and skating events. I will add more to this as more forthcoming events are announced–watch out…
London Rollergirls first bout of 2012
Tickets available from www.londonrollergirls.com
Flat Track Fashion: The Roller Derby Look Book out 15th March 2012
Order your copy here: http://www.acblack.com/visualarts/Flat-Track-Fashion/Ellen-Parnavelas/books/details/9781408155011
Roller Derby European Cup
2012 Roller Derby European Cup
- The Battle for Europe Begins – Aug. 29 – Sept. 2 2012
Baltic Hall – Malmö Sweden
http://www.facebook.com/RollerDerbyEuropeanCup
Berlin 39th Inline Skating Marathon
September 29th 2012
http://skating.bmw-berlin-marathon.com/en/
http://nstsdefaultstrategy.eventbrite.co.uk/
5-7th October 2012 (Rookies) 12-14th October 2012(Advanced)
Weekend ticket - http://bit.ly/SK82012Special100
Day ticket - http://bit.ly/SK82012Special50
Just put in the notes on Paypal which weekend.
http://www.facebook.com/sk8heaven
2012 WFTDA BIG 5 TOURNAMENTS
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North Central Region Playoffs
Sept. 14-16, 2012 Niagara Falls, New York Hosted by Queen City Roller Girls |
East Region Playoffs
Sept. 28-30, 2012 Essex Junction, Vermont Co-Hosted by Green Mountain Derby Dames and Montreal Roller Derby |
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Roller derby Christmas gifts
Posted: December 18, 2011 Filed under: Fashion, Roller derby gifts | Tags: fashion, roller derby christmas, roller derby clothes, roller skates 1 Comment »Here are some great roller derby gift ideas
A subscription to Fiveonfive
http://fiveonfivemag.com/order/subscription
Customizable Pivotstar trackstar hoodie
http://pivotstar.com/shop/index
Derby or die water bottle
http://store.derbyordie.com/waterbolewswag.html
Derby skinz in a variety of colours and patterns
http://derbyskinz.3dcartstores.com/DerbySkinz_p_11.html
Skate cardigan by Wicked Skatewear
http://wickedskatewear.com/skatecardigan.aspx
Custom helmet sticker with your name and number
http://wickedskatewear.com/helmetsticker.aspx
A subscription to Inside Line magazine
http://insideline.bigcartel.com/category/subscriptions
Gumball toe stops
http://wickedskatewear.com/gumballtoestops.aspx
Antik AR1 skate package
http://www.backalleyskates.com/antik-ar1-skate-package.html
Bad Ass socks
http://www.backalleyskates.com/bad-ass.html
Merry Christmas!
Roller derby: the battle of the sexes?
Posted: December 11, 2011 Filed under: Co-ed roller derby, Men's roller derby, Roller Derby Culture, Roller Derby Live, Uncategorized | Tags: co-ed roller derby, london rockin' rollers, men's roller derby, Roller derby, southern discomfort 1 Comment »Yesterday I went to watch my first men vs women bout. London Rockin’ Rollers’ A Team played newly-formed men’s league Southern Discomfort Roller Derby in the UK’s first public battle of the sexes on roller skates.
The game was both exciting and brutal. There was a lot of speculation about whether the SDRD men would be holding back but it definitely didn’t look like they were at all, especially after the LRR ladies established a big lead from very early on in the game.
Both teams played well but LRR’s experience really shone through and they were strategically much stronger on the track. SDRD formed some very strong walls and could hold back LRR’s jammers but LRR were very successful at shutting them down and getting their jammers through.
LRR proved themselves to be so strong that they were taking hits from men much bigger then them and often stayed on their feet. Some of LRR’s jammers were particularly resilient. I couldn’t help feeling smug when saw some of LRR’s blockers like The Mighty Mighty Bash landing some nice hits on the men and knocking them over. The women were relentless, they were incredibly tough and kept going and going after being knocked down hard.
In the end, SDRD were most let down by the number of penalties they picked up during the game, leaving the track open for LRR to rack up points in power jams. SDRD had 3 skaters ejected from the game. SDRD skated extremely well for such a new league but they would have benefited a lot more from spending less time in the penalty box.
SDRD showed great sportmanship because even though there was a huge difference in scores, they still played their hardest till the very end. They never gave up and at the end they were full of hugs and smiles for the women. All the skaters looked like they were really enjoying themselves, even though it must have been a very demanding game.
The final score was London Rockin’ Rollers 218 – 102 Southern Discomfort
Roller Derby World Cup
Posted: December 1, 2011 Filed under: Roller Derby Culture, Roller Derby Leagues, Roller Derby Live, Roller derby world cup | Tags: Roller derby, roller derby live, roller derby world cup, team england Leave a comment »It’s finally here! The event we have been waiting all year for: the very first Blood & Thunder Roller Derby World Cup starts today in Toronto, Canada. Oh, how I wish I could be there to see it live but for those of us unable to hop on a plane, here is the bout schedule so you can watch all the action on DNN.
This is a link to the live coverage:
http://www.derbynewsnetwork.com/live/events/2011/12/blood_thunder_roller_derby_world_cup
The groups:
Group A
Canada
Brazil
Sweden
France
Group B
Germany
Australia
Finland
Group C
USA
New Zealand
Scotland
Group D
Argentina
Ireland
England
Today and tomorrow, each team will play the other teams in their bracket before going n to the elimination rounds on Saturday and Sunday.
The following bout schedule is based on local time in Toronto. If you are watching in the UK, the time there is 5 hours behind.
Thursday Dec 1st
| 5:00pm EST | Team France v Team Canada |
| 5:30pm EST | Team Germany v Team Australia |
| 6:15pm EST | Team Argentina v Team Ireland |
| 6:45pm EST | Team USA v Team New Zealand |
| 7:45pm EST | Team Brasil v Team Sweden |
| 8:00pm EST | Team Australia v Team Finland |
| 9:00pm EST | Team USA A v Team USA B |
Friday Dec 2nd
| 9:30am EST | Team Ireland v Team England |
| 10:00am EST | Team Scotland v Team New Zealand |
| 10:45am EST | Team Canada v Team Sweden |
| 11:15am EST | Team Germany v Team Finland |
| 12:00pm EST | Team Brasil v Team France |
| 12:30pm EST | Team USA v Team Scotland |
| 1:30pm EST | Team Argentina v Team England |
| 2:00pm EST | Team Sweden v Team France |
| 2:45pm EST | Team Canada v Team Brasil |
| 5:30pm EST | Seed 4 v Seed 13 |
| 6:00pm EST | Seed 5 v Seed 12 |
| 7:30pm EST | Seed 6 v Seed 11 |
| 8:00pm EST | Seed 7 v Seed 10 |
Saturday Dec 3rd
| 9:30am EST | Seed 8 v Seed 9 |
| 10:00am EST | Loser of game 1 v Loser of game 2 |
| 11:30am EST | Winner of game 1 v Winner of game 2 |
| 11:30am EST | To Be Announced v |
| 1:00pm EST | To Be Announced v |
| 1:30pm EST | Seed 1 v Winner of game 5 |
| 2:30pm EST | Seed 3 v Winner of game 3 |
| 3:30pm EST | Seed 2 v Winner of game 4 |
| 4:30pm EST | To Be Announced v |
| 5:30pm EST | To Be Announced v |
| 6:00pm EST | To Be Announced v |
| 7:00pm EST | To Be Announced v |
Sunday Dec 4th
| 10:30am EST | To Be Announced v |
| 11:00am EST | To Be Announced v |
| 12:30pm EST | To Be Announced v |
| 1:00pm EST | To Be Announced v |
| 2:30pm EST | To Be Announced v |
| 4:30pm EST | To Be Announced v |
Go Team England!!!!!!
Chicago Invitational Pro Roller Derby Challenge 2011
Posted: November 27, 2011 Filed under: Pro Roller Derby Challenge, Roller Derby Culture, Roller Derby Leagues, Roller Derby Live Leave a comment »And, as if the Championships wasn’t enough excitement for one month, just one week later New York’s Gotham Girls, joined the banked-track LA Derby Dolls and WFTDA’s Rocky Mountain and Windy City in a very different kind of tournament. In a first for modern roller derby, new production team Catalyst teamed up with Kitten Traxx to organise the first Pro Roller Derby Challenge: Chicago Invitational with $10,000 prize up for grabs.
In addition to being the first tournament in the current roller derby revival involving prize money, it was also first times that WFTDA teams faced each other on a banked track. Rocky Mountain were the favourites to win because they already had another banked track win against San Diego 125-100 but Windy City and Gotham have only played the one game on the bank before.
On Friday, Gotham played Rocky Mountain, followed by Windy City facing LA. on Saturday, then the losers of Friday’s action played for a $1,000 prize while the winners played for $10,000 — with second place getting $3,000.
Contrary to expectation, the LA Derby Dolls took home the first prize, with Rocky Mountain coming in second, followed by Gotham in third place and Windy City finishing fourth. The MVPs for the tournament were Cris Affliction for the LA Derby Dolls, Wreck N Shrew from Windy City, Fiona Grapple from Rocky Mountain, and OMG WTF for Gotham.
The final between Rocky Mountain and LA was a nail bitingly close bout with 9 lead changes and 3 ties. Rocky Mountain started off in the lead but in the end the tables turned with Rocky cutting it close going into the last jam of the game with a tied score of 108-108 with their jammer in the box. It was all over when LA’s Chargin’ Tina broke the tie to give LA the win with a final score of 113-108.
What does this mean for roller derby? It’s not the only sign that derby might be heading towards becoming a professional sport. Its popularity is still growing at a rate of knots so we’ll just have to wait and see what the future holds. In the mean time, there is plenty more exciting roller derby coming up in the sport’s very first World Cup starting on the 1st December.
It’s all action: WFTDA 2011 Championships Roundup
Posted: November 20, 2011 Filed under: Roller Derby Live, WFTDA Championships | Tags: Championships, Pro Roller Derby, Roller derby, roller derby popular culture, WFTDA Leave a comment »There has been so much going on in the derby world these last couple of weeks, it’s difficult to know where to begin. The 2011 WFTDA Championships, Continental Divide and Conquer was held last weekend in Colorado, USA featuring the top 12 WFTDA-ranked teams from around the world. 12 bouts of hard-hitting, nail-biting, high-quality roller derby ensued resulting in a repeat victory for those New York champs Gotham Girls Roller Derby.
On the first day of the tournament the second and third place teams from each WFTDA region fought it out on the track. Kansas City Roller Warriors played very well taking on the Rose City Rollers of Portland, Oregon and advanced to the quarter final with a close 139-128 win. This is the first time in two years that Kansas advanced past their first game in Championship play.
In the quarter finals, Minnesota started off with a surprising big early lead over Texas in the first game, but Texas fought back to claim a 141-108 win in the end. Kansas City beat the North Central region’s number one Windy City Rollers 112-95 and advanced to the semi-finals later in Day 2. The first day’s victory over Nashville sent the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls into a tough quarter-final match against tournament-favorite Gotham Girls All-Stars with Gotham winning 187-134. The Oly Rollers, top ranked from the West ran away with a victory against the East’s 2 seed Philly in the last quarterfinal game. Oly took the lead in the second jam of the game and never looked back to win 181-95 and were set to take on Kansas in the semi-final.
On day two, the semi-final rounds were action-packed with Gotham winning 195-113 against Texas and, perhaps the most surprising bout of the weekend, previous champions Oly scraping a win against secret weapon Kansas 124-104. Day three started with the fight for third place between the Texas and the Kansas repeating the South Central Region Playoffs. The Texas Rollergirls staved off the advances of Kansas, grabbing third place with a win at 136-112. Texas, which has made an appearance at every WFTDA Championship tournament, grabbed third place while Kansas City secured fourth after a weekend of excellent gameplay.
The final bout featured a battle between former champions: 2009 champions, Oly Rollers, and 2008 champions, Gotham Girls Roller Derby. Gotham were victorious and became the first league in WFTDA to repeat a championship title, 140-97 and take home The Hydra. Go Gotham!!!!
Roller Derby on TV?
Posted: November 6, 2011 Filed under: Roller Derby Culture, Roller derby TV | Tags: Roller derby, roller derby popular culture, roller derby TV Leave a comment »- Roller derby was incorporated into the plot of the 27th episode of “The Untouchables” in 1960
- The sport was featured in the 14th episode of the animated TV series “The Addams Family” in 1973

- In the early 1970s, a roller derby participant was depicted in the children’s program ZOOM, in a segment called “As the World Zooms.”
- In September 1973, “Bailey’s Comets”, an animated series on CBS featured a 6 member (3 male, 3 female) roller derby team involved in an international race against other, rather bizarre teams for a $1 million cash prize
- Roller derby made an appearance in the 12th episode of the TV series “Charlie’s Angels” in 1976
- It was also shown in the 87th episode of the TV series “The Six Million Dollar Man” in 1977
- In 1978, NBC produced a short-lived TV sitcom called The Roller Girls which featured the exploits of a fictional all-female roller games team, the Pittsburgh Pitt
- Roller derby made an appearance in an episode of the TV series “Laverne & Shirley”
- It was also shown in the 22nd and 117th episodes of the TV series “Fantasy Island” in 1978 and 1982
- The 10th episode of the TV series “Room for Two” in 1982
- The 31st episode of “The Fall Guy” in 1982
- The 45th episode of the TV series “It’s a Living” in 1986
- My personal favourite roller derby TV appearances were the 30th and 49th episodes of the TV series “Clarissa Explains It All” in 1992 and 1993, where Clarissa’s best friend Sam’s mother was a skater in a roller derby league, which was why she was never at home and Sam was always hanging out at Clarissa’s house

- In 1999, roller derby players were guests on the 62nd episode of “The Martin Short Show”
- the 17th episode of the animated TV series “George and Martha” in 2000
- In 2004, roller derby players were featured in episode 8 of the trading-places-themed reality TV series “Switched Up!”
- Roller derby was featured in the 181st episode of the “King of the Hill” animated TV series in 2005
- Also in an episode of the TV series “CSI: NY” in 2005
- In 2005, roller derby players were featured in episode 25 of the trading-places-themed reality TV series “Average Joe”
- In 2006 the A&E Network premiered “Rollergirls”, a reality TV show consisting of 13 one-hour episodes featuring the TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls
- The 3rd episode of the TV series “The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman” in 2006 included roller derby skaters
- The 32nd episode of the TV series “Family Business” featured roller derby in 2006
- In 2006, members of the L.A. Derby Dolls appeared in a roller derby-themed stunt on the comedic stunt show “Wildboyz” on MTV2, in a roller derby-themed challenge on the reality TV dating show “Next” on MTV, and in a roller derby feature in the first episode of “Sucks Less with Kevin Smith” on mtvU
- In 2006 and 2007, members of roller derby leagues appeared in a roller derby-themed TV commercial for Right Guard deodorant and another for Aleve pain reliever.
- In 2007, members of the L.A. Derby Dolls appeared in a roller derby-themed challenge on the reality TV show “The Biggest Loser” on NBC
- Two episodes of the reality TV show “Trading Spaces” featured members of roller derby leagues
- In 2008, members of the L.A. Derby Dolls appeared in roller derby-themed challenges on the reality TV dating shows “Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels” on VH1 and “Date My Mom” on MTV.
- The 38th episode of the TV series “Psych” in 2008 featured roller derby
- As did the 14th episode of the U.S. version of the TV series “Kath & Kim” in 2009
- In 2010, Gotham Girls’ Miss American Thighs starred in a TV commercial for Cheerios
- In 2011, an episode of CMT’s “Made” featured a member of the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls training someone new to the sport
- Inside Out West on BBC 1 featured UK roller derby league Severn Roller Torrent










































